Culture / March 20, 2020

China Threatens to Withhold Toilet Paper From US

Startling news from the Communist Chinese regime broke early Friday morning as Americans desperately pile into markets and stores for the bare essentials before a national quarantine is declared. China has threatened to withhold toilet paper shipments claiming “the US is racist” and “we will not allow our toilet paper to grace the American population while they blame us for this pandemic”.

Not for long… Toilet paper shipments are soon to dry up as early as Sunday morning.

People are soon to go very crazy as they learn their little butts have depended on China this whole time.

The Daily Groyper will continue to follow this story and provide updates as they develop.