Featured / May 12, 2020

Modern Art Sucks

Who the hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptuous no talent.

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You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent.

You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In painting or any form of creativity. And I’m an NYU graduate. Sucker. And the School of Visual Art in the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco. You suck. You’re a no talent.

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If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace.

You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage.

Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Who the fuck are you? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp.

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Go learn to paint. You’re flat. You can’t even match tone. I don’t care about your little paint brush, it doesn’t mean you know how to paint. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you suck.