Presidential Candidate John McAfee Accuses Joe Rogan of Stealing Thai Twin Dwarfs After Lavish Party
Presidential candidate John McAfee accused famed podcaster Joe Rogan of stealing a pair of Thai twin dwarfs on the Killstream early Wednesday afternoon, after the show’s host, Ethan Ralph, asked the presidential candidate why Rogan refused to host his old friend McAfee.
Considering the severity of the accusations, we reached out to John McAfee inquiring into whether he would be filing a lawsuit against Joe Rogan, but did not receive a response.
Below is a part of the transcript from the show. You can read the entire exchange here on TheRalphRetort.
Ethan Ralph: (laughs) Now, a couple people did want me to submit this question, about why Joe Rogan won’t have you on his show. Apparently that’s a thing. I don’t know if you wanna go into that or if there’s a—
John MacAfee: Ok. I’d be happy to. This is more about him than me. I mean I’m a reasonable motherfucker.
So in Bangkok… um 2016. So we were there. Now I had on my own fucking accord, bought …through this massive goddamn (laughs diabolically) top of the hotel chain hotel to the uh presidential suite, brought two goddamn twin dwarfs. Twin fucking dwarfs!
Ethan Ralph: That’s hard to find.
John MacAfee: Dang, right? You find two fucking twin goddamn dwarfs anywhere on this planet, heh, you call me.
Alright, so, now. Women, very fucking attractive, under 30, and Thai for fucks sake. Trained in the arts of sex that you could not fucking imagine. Now, so, I brought in these goddamn dwarfs. (Laughs maniacally) What did he bring?
Jack. Fucking. Shit.
Now, now, after 2 hours of intense (laughs) partying, the motherfucker leaves. Leaves with what? My two goddamn dwarfs!
Now, you think I am going to go on his fucking show? Fuck you, Joe. I mean fuck you, and I want the goddamn dwarfs back. Whatever you did with them, I promise (laughs), it could not have been as much fun as what I could have done.