News / August 20, 2020

BREAKING: Steve Bannon Arrested by USPS — Over-Due Blockbuster VHS Tape Gained Thousands in Late Fees

BREAKING: Steve Bannon Arrested by USPS — Over-Due Blockbuster VHS Tape Gained Thousands in Late Fees.

Notorious meme-lord Steve Bannon has been arrested by the Democrat’s beloved USPS, or what Republicans are now calling, the CCPS, after Bannon had refused to return an old VHS to BlockBuster from 1987.

Bannon, who has been a staunch supporter of the Hong King riots, has also upset the Communist Chinese Party, which has a long history of financially supporting the USPS, investigators confirm.

The USPS worker tipped off to the over-due VHS rental wishes to remain silent for fear of retribution from the Trump campaign, but spoke to The Daily Groyper confirming details to the incident.

The VHS tape in question was what investigators have claimed to be Steve Bannon’s favorite film, the Mel Gibson classic, Braveheart.

The Daily Groyper will continue to follow this breaking story as details continue to come in.

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