Featured / October 30, 2020

BREAKING: Donald Trump truly is the first black president!

After Donald Trump was endorsed by Kanye West, Lil Pump, Ice Cube, Lil Wayne and many other popular black rappers, Donald Trump had a huddle with his black spiritual advisors to help him understand what he must do next.

Surrounded by powerful black spirits, Donald Trump began what would be his most important transformation yet.

The room began to darken, the lights flickered, bulbs burst as the room filled with otherworldly lightening…

until finally there was complete darkness in the room…

When the lights turned on, you could see the look on everyones faces as they knew what they had done, and that there was no turning back after they had finished what they set out to do…

Donald Trump was now an African American man…