Featured / November 6, 2020

Joe Biden Holds Pre-Emptive Election Victory Speech For Thousands of Democrat Voters

Joe Biden held an early morning rally election speech in what detractors are claiming to be a “pre-emptive” claim to victory.

One voter told The Daily Groyper that he was so distraught with the Donald Trump Presidency, that he had made a special trip from hell to specifically vote for the Democrats.

When Joe Biden took to the stage, the graves just “opened up”, and thousands of voters just appeared.

Amazingly, Republicans are claiming the dead aren’t allowed to vote, and Democrats are challenging them in court to ensure that “EVERY VOTE COUNTS”