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China Threatens to Withhold Toilet Paper From US
China Threatens to Withhold Toilet Paper From US

Startling news from the Communist Chinese regime broke early Friday morning as Americans desperately pile into markets and stores for the bare essentials before a national quarantine is declared. China has threatened to withhold toilet paper shipments claiming “the US is racist” and “we will not allow our toilet paper to grace the American population…

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BE PREPARED: Frankie MacDonald Warns World of Corona virus
BE PREPARED: Frankie MacDonald Warns World of Corona virus

Frankie MacDonald is the worlds most informed and vindicated weatherman of all time. Time and time again Frankie has warned of disaster, asked for everyone to “Be Prepared” and bravely traversed the elements to deliver groundbreaking reporting on the weather no matter the danger. Today, there is a new danger on the horizon, the Chinese…

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When Simping Goes Wrong
When Simping Goes Wrong

The tale of a groyper artist, his dream project, and a deal with an e-girl gone wrong. “And who. The fuck. Is Ender?” asks Martina Markota near the beginning of a brutal 3-hour stream in which she attacks her former groyper-ally and business partner. “Can anyone tell me who Ender is?”  In reality, Markota ought…

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BREAKING: Charlie Kirk EXPOSED
BREAKING: Charlie Kirk EXPOSED

Charlie Kirk might actually be mentally deficient. We don’t want to gang up on the disabled but given that the President is promoting this open borders shill, we have no other choice but to expose him for the cringe faggot that he is. If you insist… Charlie the type of nigga to go to the…

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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders to Destroy Democratic Party
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders to Destroy Democratic Party

Bernie Sanders has once again been completely FUCKED by the DNC in what historians will one day call the biggest AIPAC victory of all time. Do you really think this old faggot has any sort of chance of beating Trump? The dude is so old he has to actually remind us he isn’t dead- The…

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Every Month Is “No-Fap November”
Every Month Is “No-Fap November”

A man’s coom contains many nutrients that are vital to the creation of life itself, so it follows that spanking the monkey causes men to lose these vital nutrients and suffer accordingly. Science is mostly gay, but there was a study done where the scientists involved measured the testosterone levels of Chinese men before and…

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