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Should We Allow Midgets to Be Police Officers?
Should We Allow Midgets to Be Police Officers?

Midgets (also known as tiny little dwarf people) have been a part of our society since the fall of Lucifer. Historically, their career trajectories involve being actors, professional wrestlers, and sideshow attractions. In our egalitarian society everyone should be allowed to do anything, so why shouldn’t tiny little dwarf people be hired as police officers?…

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1,645,212 People Know About Ben Shapiro’s Sisters Milkers
1,645,212 People Know About Ben Shapiro’s Sisters Milkers

An anonymous source reached out to The Daily Groyper with the tweet analytics of a parody Ben Shapiro Twitter account addressing Shapiro’s sisters “fat khazar milkers”. DISCLAIMER: We at The Daily Groyper do not condone harassment of any kind, this article is only reporting on the facts of the matter. The tweet in question was…

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Jaredo Texas: In His Own Words
Jaredo Texas: In His Own Words

I recently had a candid conversation with the owner of the prestigious Daily Grifter, Jaredo Texas. I encouraged him to say his piece so that we at the Daily Groyper could air our differences in an honest way. He was hesitant to the idea, yet paradoxically told me to print his words “without his permission”….

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Meet Timothy James Byrne
Meet Timothy James Byrne

Say hello to Timothy James Byrne; musician, actor, UCSB Alum, and social media influencer. His wholesome posts are an inspiration, a beacon of light in this dreary world. A humble man, Mr. Byrne pursues his interests and doesn’t pretend to be more than he is. He spends his time playing his guitar, cooking for himself,…

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China Threatens to Withhold Toilet Paper From US
China Threatens to Withhold Toilet Paper From US

Startling news from the Communist Chinese regime broke early Friday morning as Americans desperately pile into markets and stores for the bare essentials before a national quarantine is declared. China has threatened to withhold toilet paper shipments claiming “the US is racist” and “we will not allow our toilet paper to grace the American population…

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BE PREPARED: Frankie MacDonald Warns World of Corona virus
BE PREPARED: Frankie MacDonald Warns World of Corona virus

Frankie MacDonald is the worlds most informed and vindicated weatherman of all time. Time and time again Frankie has warned of disaster, asked for everyone to “Be Prepared” and bravely traversed the elements to deliver groundbreaking reporting on the weather no matter the danger. Today, there is a new danger on the horizon, the Chinese…

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