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Rest In Peace Shalit
Rest In Peace Shalit

We regret to inform you all, our dear friend Shalit has unexpectedly passed away. I am sure this is as hard to hear, as it is for us to write, but we intend on memorializing him, here at The Daily Groyper, in a way we all know would have him peeing from laughter, before his…

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Baked Alaska Saves Schizophrenic Trailer Park Trash Human Trafficking Victim From Pink Eye
Baked Alaska Saves Schizophrenic Trailer Park Trash Human Trafficking Victim From Pink Eye

We started watching the Baked Alaska Trailer Park Sammy stream quite late last night, but from what we saw, it would appear that he saved a poor woman from losing her eye to an infectious disease, and for that we do commend him. The quick rundown is Baked Alaska picked up a piece of trailer…

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg is in Hell
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is in Hell
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LGBTQ + ā€œPā€
LGBTQ + ā€œPā€

But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be thrown into the sea. -Mark 9:42 A few days ago, Netflix released a trailer for a movie called Cuties. It shows pre-teen…

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BREAKING: American Civil War Museum opens Contemporary Wing.
BREAKING: American Civil War Museum opens Contemporary Wing.

The American Civil War Museum has decided to open a “contemporary wing” as chaos engulfs city streets across the nation. The beautiful new Conservative wing will consist of images of burning city streets, popular right-wing folk heroes and depictions of President Donald Trump maniacally laughing . Construction of the new wing will be concluded this…

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Should We Allow Midgets to Be Police Officers?
Should We Allow Midgets to Be Police Officers?

Midgets (also known as tiny little dwarf people) have been a part of our society since the fall of Lucifer. Historically, their career trajectories involve being actors, professional wrestlers, and sideshow attractions. In our egalitarian society everyone should be allowed to do anything, so why shouldn’t tiny little dwarf people be hired as police officers?…

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