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Donald Trump Takes Golf Cart Over GIANT Jump as Passengers Seen Panicking
Donald Trump Takes Golf Cart Over GIANT Jump as Passengers Seen Panicking

President Donald J Trump took his golf cart over a massive jump late Sunday as his passengers were seen clinging to dear life before the cart tumbled into a sand pit. No one was injured and the president refused to take questions from reporters who inquired about the incident.

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Meet President-Elect Joe Biden’s Body-Double … Brian Ischmael
Meet President-Elect Joe Biden’s Body-Double … Brian Ischmael

Brian Ischmael looks just like Joe Biden, and some say that is a good thing. One of the people who think that is a good thing is president-elect, Joe Biden. Brian Ischmael didn’t always look like Joe Biden, and many would say plastic surgery was involved… These rumors were found to be true, after it…

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BREAKING: Joe Biden Loses 2020 Presidential Election
BREAKING: Joe Biden Loses 2020 Presidential Election

LOL FAGGOT!

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theChristmas treeKid Turkey (bird)Croaḱ̷̮͇̣̕ě̷͍̘r̴̢̳̖͂͋ ̵̡̲͗̒̍ ̵͐̀Snowman @nomorehonk Called us Out

Our Good Friend, vibe-checked us on a recent article we had posted in regards to the President being sent to prison if he were to concede the election. We agree with out friend, but would like to say that he might have missed are most recent article, explaining that Donald Trump did in fact win…

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Trump to be Sent to Prison if he Loses 2020 Election
Trump to be Sent to Prison if he Loses 2020 Election

Donald Trump, his entire family, and the vast majority of his most vocal supporters will be arrested, sent to court, and in some cases, murdered, if he is to concede the election. I am sure many of you are fully aware, of what a Trump loss means for the united States of America, but if…

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VIDEO: Donald Trump Appears to Cheer as Young Boy is Dragged Into Sky by Winded Kite
VIDEO: Donald Trump Appears to Cheer as Young Boy is Dragged Into Sky by Winded Kite

Donald Trump appears to be cheering on as a young boy is dragged into the air by a kite on a windy day. The president says “they’re putting on a little show for me” as the boy is launched into the sky, above a cheering crowd of Trump voters. Unfortunately, the boy did not survive…

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