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How to Cure Loneliness & Get Free Verified Friends on Twitter You Can Call & Talk to Using This One Simple Trick
How to Cure Loneliness & Get Free Verified Friends on Twitter You Can Call & Talk to Using This One Simple Trick

Hey guys i have no friends, so what i like to do when i am lonely is call verified Twitter users on their phones. Verified twitter users give out their pone numbers for free! I love all of the great friends i have been making. All you have to do is go to Twitter ….

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SHOCKING: Monkey At Zoo Performs Nazi Salute — Journalists Dox & Demand Hate-Filled Chimp be “Put Down” — Trump Considers Pardon
SHOCKING: Monkey At Zoo Performs Nazi Salute — Journalists Dox & Demand Hate-Filled Chimp be “Put Down” — Trump Considers Pardon

A monkey at a zoo recently performed the horrifying nazi salute in front of paying guests, who were shocked by the egregious display of hatred. Journalists immediately took to Twitter to demand he be “put down”. Journalists began attempting to identify the “hate-filled” monkey by calling his employer, demanding he lose his job at the…

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Failed Comedian Tim Heidecker DESTROYED by Nick Fuentes & Friends
Failed Comedian Tim Heidecker DESTROYED by Nick Fuentes & Friends

Tim Heidecker and his gaggle of feminized friendos owned themselves yet again in humiliating fashion when the actually funny Nicholas Fuentes joined their failing Youtube live-stream Thursday afternoon. The visibly uncomfortable Tim Heidecker could be seen shouting in anger after his feelings got hurt by jokester Fuentes. The confrontation began after Tim Heidecker took to…

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Baked Alaska Saves Schizophrenic Trailer Park Trash Human Trafficking Victim From Pink Eye
Baked Alaska Saves Schizophrenic Trailer Park Trash Human Trafficking Victim From Pink Eye

We started watching the Baked Alaska Trailer Park Sammy stream quite late last night, but from what we saw, it would appear that he saved a poor woman from losing her eye to an infectious disease, and for that we do commend him. The quick rundown is Baked Alaska picked up a piece of trailer…

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Russian Interference: BLM floundering in a fountain
Russian Interference: BLM floundering in a fountain

SEATTLE (W.A.) – Black Lives Matter was strolling merrily down the street, ever so innocent in the city of Seattle. One in the group might exclaim “One more demonstration and we will finally get what we have been fighting for!” To their dismay, ex-Russian paratroopers heard their song & chant and felt urged to join…

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BREAKING: Steve Bannon Arrested by USPS — Over-Due Blockbuster VHS Tape Gained Thousands in Late Fees
BREAKING: Steve Bannon Arrested by USPS — Over-Due Blockbuster VHS Tape Gained Thousands in Late Fees

BREAKING: Steve Bannon Arrested by USPS — Over-Due Blockbuster VHS Tape Gained Thousands in Late Fees. Notorious meme-lord Steve Bannon has been arrested by the Democrat’s beloved USPS, or what Republicans are now calling, the CCPS, after Bannon had refused to return an old VHS to BlockBuster from 1987. Bannon, who has been a staunch…

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