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A monkey at a zoo recently performed the horrifying nazi salute in front of paying guests, who were shocked by the egregious display of hatred. Journalists immediately took to Twitter to demand he be “put down”. Journalists began attempting to identify the “hate-filled” monkey by calling his employer, demanding he lose his job at the…

Tim Heidecker and his gaggle of feminized friendos owned themselves yet again in humiliating fashion when the actually funny Nicholas Fuentes joined their failing Youtube live-stream Thursday afternoon. The visibly uncomfortable Tim Heidecker could be seen shouting in anger after his feelings got hurt by jokester Fuentes. The confrontation began after Tim Heidecker took to…

We started watching the Baked Alaska Trailer Park Sammy stream quite late last night, but from what we saw, it would appear that he saved a poor woman from losing her eye to an infectious disease, and for that we do commend him. The quick rundown is Baked Alaska picked up a piece of trailer…

SEATTLE (W.A.) – Black Lives Matter was strolling merrily down the street, ever so innocent in the city of Seattle. One in the group might exclaim “One more demonstration and we will finally get what we have been fighting for!” To their dismay, ex-Russian paratroopers heard their song & chant and felt urged to join…

BREAKING: Steve Bannon Arrested by USPS — Over-Due Blockbuster VHS Tape Gained Thousands in Late Fees. Notorious meme-lord Steve Bannon has been arrested by the Democrat’s beloved USPS, or what Republicans are now calling, the CCPS, after Bannon had refused to return an old VHS to BlockBuster from 1987. Bannon, who has been a staunch…